*Why was the clown staring at an orange juice can?
– Because it said “Concentrate.”

 

*Why can’t clown noses be 12 inches long?
– Because then they would be a foot.

 

*Why did the clown eat a dollar bill?
– It was her lunch money.

 

*Why was the clown holding a mirror in front of her face with her eyes closed?
– She wanted to see what she looked like when she was sleeping.

 

*Why did the clown cover his ears when he walked by the hen house?
– He didn’t want to hear the fowl language.

 

*Why did the clown wear loud socks?
– So his feet wouldn’t fall asleep.

 

*Why did the elephants get thrown out of the circus pool?
– Because they kept dropping their trunks.

 

*How do you catch a circus elephant?
– Hide in the high grass and make noises like a peanut.

 

*Why are circus performers called artists?
– Because they can draw crowds!

 

*Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker?
– He wanted a well-balanced meal!

 

*Which circus performers see the best at night?
– The Acro-Bats

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*What happened to the kid who ran away with the circus?
– The police made him bring it back.

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